And you have to wonder if the secret--the big secret--will be kept.
Our audience members seem to know about secrets too. Keeping them. And experiencing the pleasure and relief (release?) of telling their deepest, darkest secrets in the secret box in the lobby.
I have a crush on Kelly Chick.
I'm scared to get married.
I had an abortion.
I don't think I'm actually all that empathetic. I've wondered if I'm a sociopath or perhaps just really selfish.
If I have sex with someone who is bad at it, I will tell them they are great so they never improve.
As a teenager, I would steal money from my parents to buy weed. When they found out, I blamed the cleaning lady. She got fired.
I have very large labia.
I didn't use soap when I washed my hands.
I spend too much time with porn. Like, TOO much time. Seriously, I've got to search hard nowadays to find something new.